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You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card-Sympathy Cards-Crimson and Clover Studio

You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card

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Still trying to console someone for a loss? This quirky You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card is just what they need! Show your support in the wildest way imaginable! (And don't forget to bring the tissues!)



The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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