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You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card-Sympathy Cards-Crimson and Clover Studio

You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card

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Still trying to console someone for a loss? This quirky You Are Someone's Reason to Masturbate Funny Sympathy Card is just what they need! Show your support in the wildest way imaginable! (And don't forget to bring the tissues!)



Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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