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May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre Man is a feminist tote bag with a sharp joke about unwarranted male self-assurance.
Premium 100% cotton canvas construction
Substantial 12 oz fabric weight for durability
Generous 16" x 15" dimensions
Comfortable dual 22" handles for easy carrying
Care instructions: Hand wash and air dry
Handwash only + lay flat dry.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
