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Cancer Can Suck A Dick Funny Sympathy Card

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Let cancer know who's in charge with this hilarious sympathy card! When one of your peeps is feeling blue because of cancer, let them know you still got their back with this reminder that Cancer CAN Suck A Dick. Don't be afraid to make some light of a tough situation; it'll bring your friend a well-needed giggle and show them you care. Let's fight cancer and have a laugh while we're at it!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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This is the perfect card for a friend who...

This is the perfect card for a friend who was recently diagnosed. She is not a Hallmark card person. This card made her laugh during a pretty horrible week. Thank you for that..

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Juliemwc97 Emmerich
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This is the perfect card for a friend who was recently diagnosed. She is not a Hallmark card person. This card made her laugh during a pretty horrible week. Thank you for that..

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Let cancer know who's in charge with this hilarious sympathy card! When one of your peeps is feeling blue because of cancer, let them know you still got their back with this reminder that Cancer CAN Suck A Dick. Don't be afraid to make some light of a tough situation; it'll bring your friend a well-needed giggle and show them you care. Let's fight cancer and have a laugh while we're at it!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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