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Could Be a Bag of Dicks Funny Gift Bag

  • $8.00
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who will laugh at this funny gift bag and those who should probably loosen up. If you’re shopping for the first kind, congratulations—you just found the perfect way to package their gift.

This hilarious gift bag adds the perfect amount of shock value to any occasion, whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette party, white elephant exchange, or just a regular Tuesday. Fill it with something totally normal, or lean into the theme and make it really live up to its name. Either way, the recipient will never look at a gift bag the same way again.

Why settle for boring gift wrap when you can add some snark and humor before they even open the present? Whether you’re pranking a friend or just making sure your gift is the most memorable one in the room, this funny birthday gift bag delivers. Because really, what’s inside? Could be socks. Could be candy. Or... could be a bag of dicks.
Details
  • Measures 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Bags are crafted from heavy duty 250 gsm Kraft
  • Matching cotton twill handles
  • Square bottom 
  • Metallic foil imprint
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Esther
Great Quality and will be a perfect gift t...

Great Quality and will be a perfect gift that keeps on giving.

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Dominique
Hilarious gift bag for a friend!

Hilarious gift bag for a friend!

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May
Love it! Cant wait to use for my bestie bi...

Love it! Cant wait to use for my bestie birthday gifts. She has a hilarious penis collection.

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Christiana
Great quality bag that is unique and hilar...

Great quality bag that is unique and hilarious. Almost a gift by itself

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Greyson
Not only did I get a personal thank you fr...

Not only did I get a personal thank you from the seller, but quickly received the item. Been pranking a friend with different phallic items for several months. Everyone is in on the joke now. This is perfect to mess with him.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who will laugh at this funny gift bag and those who should probably loosen up. If you’re shopping for the first kind, congratulations—you just found the perfect way to package their gift.

This hilarious gift bag adds the perfect amount of shock value to any occasion, whether it’s a birthday, bachelorette party, white elephant exchange, or just a regular Tuesday. Fill it with something totally normal, or lean into the theme and make it really live up to its name. Either way, the recipient will never look at a gift bag the same way again.

Why settle for boring gift wrap when you can add some snark and humor before they even open the present? Whether you’re pranking a friend or just making sure your gift is the most memorable one in the room, this funny birthday gift bag delivers. Because really, what’s inside? Could be socks. Could be candy. Or... could be a bag of dicks.
Details
  • Measures 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Bags are crafted from heavy duty 250 gsm Kraft
  • Matching cotton twill handles
  • Square bottom 
  • Metallic foil imprint
Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.