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Eat a Dick Pom-Pom Beanie

  • $35.99
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Wear the joke so you do not have to explain yourself.

The Eat a Dick Pom-Pom Beanie is a funny graphic tee for errands, concerts, casual days, bad decisions, and strangers who insist on reading your shirt. Pair it with jeans, sweats, or whatever supports the current level of effort.

A sarcastic t-shirt for people who would rather wear the punchline than make small talk.

**Heads up!** This item is made to order and ships separately from the rest of your order. Please allow approximately **5–9 business days for delivery**.
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*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Details


• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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Kirna Armitage
To die for!

Literally the best hat I've ever owned, not only is it hilarious but it's cozy too!

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So cute!

K
Kirna

Love this hat, pointed to it this morning when some jerk cut me off, we both laughed 🤣🤣🤣

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Eat a Dick Pom-Pom Beanie
Eat a Dick Pom-Pom Beanie
$35.99