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Well made card. Hilarious too
Great card for my friend for her birthday- so funny!
Great card for my friend for her birthday- so funny!
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If the thought of aging terrifies you, don’t worry—this funny birthday card is here to remind you that the best thing about getting older is the discounts and perks you get as a senior. Just imagine: every year, you're one step closer to the coveted AARP membership card. It might sting a little, but hey, you’ll soon be eligible for all the old people deals—because who doesn’t love a good discount?
Perfect for those celebrating their 50th birthday, 30th birthday, or 60th birthday, this hilarious card is perfect for anyone who loves to laugh about the fact that they're inching closer to becoming a senior citizen. Whether you’re gifting it to your mom, dad, husband, or wife, anyone who can laugh at the idea of getting older will appreciate this humorous little reality check.
Aging doesn’t have to suck, especially if you have a snarky birthday card like this to remind you that it's not all bad. Funny 50th birthday cards like this one make aging feel less like a crisis and more like a badge of honor. You’ve earned those gray hairs, those laugh lines, and that steadily growing appreciation for a good nap. Plus, the 30th birthday crowd will appreciate this card, too—because it’s only downhill from here, right? (Just kidding… kind of.)
This funny, unique birthday card is perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of dark humor to liven up their day. And let’s face it, you’re gonna get used to being carded at the pharmacy before long. But hey, at least you'll be able to smile about it with your new AARP membership, right? So go ahead, embrace the discounts—and let the funny 60th birthday cards have their moment too!
The Card:
- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.
Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
