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Great quality card. Very satisfied.
Great quality card. Very satisfied.
Great quality card. Very satisfied.
Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.
Lighten up any milestone birthday celebration with this 'Hope You Live Long Enough to Piss Yourself' card! Its irreverent humor is sure to give your favorite funny person plenty of good-natured chuckles. Just don't forget to bring a backup pair of pants!
The Card:
- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.
Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.
*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified.
If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.
Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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