This store requires javascript to be enabled for some features to work correctly.

FLAT $5 US SHIPPING. FREE OVER $75 US. FREE OVER $100 CANADA.

Sale
Sale

Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today

BESTSELLER
  • $6.00
  • $0.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Celebrate their birthday with a funny birthday card that reminds them that yes, they did come out of a vag today! Show them you care with the perfect combination of scientific accuracy and sass! You can't buy a laugh, but you can buy the card that will get them one.

Details

100% biodegradable

4 x 1.5 inches

Suitable for indoor & short outdoor use

Resistant to scratches, sunlight & waterproof

Not suitable for the dishwasher

White gloss finish

UV-resistant

Shipping and Processing

FLAT RATE SHIPPING $5 UNDER $75. FREE OVER $75. FREE OVER $100 FOR CANADA.

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer (that's you) is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

Based on 67 reviews
100%
(67)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
D
Danielle Barrows
Loved it so much I bought another one!

Loved it so much I bought another one!

L
Lori Kohler
This review has no content.

This review has no content.

M
Milaun Terry
This is great can't wait to send it off

This is great can't wait to send it off

H
Heidi Gould
Hilarious

My brother loved it!!

S
Stephanie Morar
5 Stars

This review has no content.