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Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today-Birthday-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today

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Remind them of the very first birthday party they ever had—escaping the womb. This funny birthday card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little snark with their cake. Whether it’s for a friend, husband, wife, mom, or dad, this hilarious card is guaranteed to make them laugh (or cringe). Either way, mission accomplished.

 

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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Claire
This is a great company with a great sense...

This is a great company with a great sense of humor and incredible customer interaction. Will purchase from again... and again... and again!

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Marisa
Purchased this for my cousin's birthday an...

Purchased this for my cousin's birthday and she loved it! “The best card ever”

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Joan Ankunding
Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality p...

Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality paper stock used. Priced nicely, fast response. Yay 😀

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