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Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate their birthday with a funny birthday card that reminds them that yes, they did come out of a vag today! Show them you care with the perfect combination of scientific accuracy and sass! You can't buy a laugh, but you can buy the card that will get them one.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Kelly Watsica
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Joan Ankunding
Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality p...

Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality paper stock used. Priced nicely, fast response. Yay 😀

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Katie Labadie
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Samantha Marchi

Great card! Item was as expected. Well written. Fast delivery. Looking forward to purchasing more funny cards.

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Danielle Barrows
Loved it so much I bought another one!

Loved it so much I bought another one!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate their birthday with a funny birthday card that reminds them that yes, they did come out of a vag today! Show them you care with the perfect combination of scientific accuracy and sass! You can't buy a laugh, but you can buy the card that will get them one.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.