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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.
Ditch the drama and Exhale the Bullshit with our Funny Candle! Crafted with our version of santal featuring cardamom, sandalwood, vetiver, and violet, it's the perfect way to keep your cool and add a playful flair to your space. (And it smells amazing!) We dare you to find a more fun and fabulously fragrant addition to your home!
Smells like no more cares, sandalwood, cardamom, vetiver, and musk.
PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."
9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box
- Do not burn for more than 4 hours
-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit
- Remove all debris from wax pool
- Avoid drafty areas
- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit
- Do not leave unattended
*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified.
If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.
Items that ship seprately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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