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Your makeup bag has seen things.
The Funny Cosmetic Bag Gift Lady Shit Cosmetic Bag is a funny cosmetic bag for makeup, toiletries, travel essentials, and whatever tiny chaos lives in your purse. Toss it in your suitcase, tote, or bathroom and keep the small stuff together without being remotely boring.
A sarcastic cosmetic bag and funny travel gift with actual personality.
Spot Clean with Mild Soap and Water
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
