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Funny Love Card I Love the Way You Touch My Hooha

  • $6.00
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This card’s for when you want to express love in a fun and very cheeky way. "I Love the Way You Touch My Hooha" is a bold, unapologetic declaration that’s as playful as it is flirty. Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or just sending a spontaneous note to your partner, this funny love card will definitely get their attention.

It’s a perfect blend of humor and affection, for the one who knows exactly how to push your buttons—in the best possible way. It’s a little wild, a little daring, and absolutely hilarious. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely for the partner who can take a joke and still appreciate the love behind the words.

 

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Melissa Caffee
Perfection!

The card was great & a perfect surprise for my boyfriend to find in his bag. I'll be making an additional purchase, soon.

A perfect card, for any occasion or even as a surprise card!

Thanks for the review!

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Melissa Caffee
Perfection!

The card was great & a perfect surprise for my boyfriend to find in his bag. I'll be making an additional purchase, soon.

A perfect card, for any occasion or even as a surprise card!

Thanks for the review!

This card’s for when you want to express love in a fun and very cheeky way. "I Love the Way You Touch My Hooha" is a bold, unapologetic declaration that’s as playful as it is flirty. Whether you're celebrating an anniversary, birthday, or just sending a spontaneous note to your partner, this funny love card will definitely get their attention.

It’s a perfect blend of humor and affection, for the one who knows exactly how to push your buttons—in the best possible way. It’s a little wild, a little daring, and absolutely hilarious. Not for the faint of heart, but definitely for the partner who can take a joke and still appreciate the love behind the words.

 

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. 

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.