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Funny Love Card My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have

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Looking for the perfect way to express your love with a side of humor? "My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have" is just what you need. This card is made for the man who has everything—except a sense of humility. Whether it’s for your husband, boyfriend, or partner, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection and humor that’ll have him laughing and blushing (but mostly laughing).

For those of you looking for funny love cards for him, this is the card you’ve been waiting for. Forget the clichĂ©s—this one gets straight to the point, blending affection with just the right amount of snark. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, a special occasion, or just the fact that he’s your favorite human, this funny anniversary card husband will bring out his goofy side while reaffirming your love in a way only you two can understand.

Say goodbye to the standard funny love greeting cards—this one is for the guy who can laugh at himself, but you still want to show him that you adore him in a way that’s undeniably unique. A perfect choice for that funny love you card when you're ready to show him how much you care with a snarky touch. Because nothing says "I love you" like making him feel handsome, even if he's just your favorite (ridiculous) rooster.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

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Christine Borer
Hilarious Greeting Card

When I saw this card, I had to get it. I gave this as a birthday card for someone I've been getting to know in a more personal way. The response I got was: "Funniest...and best birthday card ever"! The quality of the card was perfect and arrived quickly. The personal thank you video was also very surprising and appreciated. I love supporting small businesses.

That's amazing! Thank you!

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Adele
Great card. Wonderful quality. Quick deliv...

Great card. Wonderful quality. Quick delivery.

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Tawny

I love these cards! My bf has loved each one too lol!

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Muriel
Arrived quickly and matched what was adver...

Arrived quickly and matched what was advertised

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Muriel
Arrived quickly and matched what was adver...

Arrived quickly and matched what was advertised

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Looking for the perfect way to express your love with a side of humor? "My What a Handsome 🐓 You Have" is just what you need. This card is made for the man who has everything—except a sense of humility. Whether it’s for your husband, boyfriend, or partner, this card delivers the perfect mix of affection and humor that’ll have him laughing and blushing (but mostly laughing).

For those of you looking for funny love cards for him, this is the card you’ve been waiting for. Forget the clichĂ©s—this one gets straight to the point, blending affection with just the right amount of snark. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, a special occasion, or just the fact that he’s your favorite human, this funny anniversary card husband will bring out his goofy side while reaffirming your love in a way only you two can understand.

Say goodbye to the standard funny love greeting cards—this one is for the guy who can laugh at himself, but you still want to show him that you adore him in a way that’s undeniably unique. A perfect choice for that funny love you card when you're ready to show him how much you care with a snarky touch. Because nothing says "I love you" like making him feel handsome, even if he's just your favorite (ridiculous) rooster.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.