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Funny Love Card Thanks for Having a Big D*ck

  • $6.00
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When words fail and humor is all that’s left, this hilarious card says it all. "Thanks for Having a Big D*ck" is the perfect funny love card for him that takes affection to a hilariously bold level. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just trying to make him smile (or blush), this naughty card is sure to get the reaction you’re hoping for—and then some.

This isn’t your typical funny love card—it’s a mix of love, appreciation, and a whole lot of sass. It’s for the guy who knows how to laugh at himself and isn’t shy about the fact that he’s got some serious confidence… in all the right places. For the man who’s always got your back, you’re here to remind him exactly why you’re thankful for him—and why he’s your favorite. Plus, let’s be real, a little humor about his big you-know-what never hurt anyone.

This funny anniversary card for him will definitely add some spice to your celebrations, whether it’s a milestone anniversary or just another reason to appreciate the man who’s so good at, well, everything. For a funny love birthday card, this one adds the perfect balance of flirty, cheeky fun without crossing any lines—just pure, unfiltered humor that’ll make him chuckle (and maybe get a little cocky about it).

Because love is all about the little things, and sometimes, that means giving credit where credit is due… and giving him a laugh along the way. You know you love him for more than just his big qualities, but hey, it’s nice to acknowledge that special something. 😉

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts

Customer Reviews

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Keely
So funny! My significant loved it!

So funny! My significant loved it!

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Irma
My husband loved it, so funny!

My husband loved it, so funny!

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Laura
Hubby loves his card !

Hubby loves his card !

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Victoria Ledner
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Rachelle

The cards are blank on the inside, so you have to personalize. Love these cards! They are hilarious!

When words fail and humor is all that’s left, this hilarious card says it all. "Thanks for Having a Big D*ck" is the perfect funny love card for him that takes affection to a hilariously bold level. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just trying to make him smile (or blush), this naughty card is sure to get the reaction you’re hoping for—and then some.

This isn’t your typical funny love card—it’s a mix of love, appreciation, and a whole lot of sass. It’s for the guy who knows how to laugh at himself and isn’t shy about the fact that he’s got some serious confidence… in all the right places. For the man who’s always got your back, you’re here to remind him exactly why you’re thankful for him—and why he’s your favorite. Plus, let’s be real, a little humor about his big you-know-what never hurt anyone.

This funny anniversary card for him will definitely add some spice to your celebrations, whether it’s a milestone anniversary or just another reason to appreciate the man who’s so good at, well, everything. For a funny love birthday card, this one adds the perfect balance of flirty, cheeky fun without crossing any lines—just pure, unfiltered humor that’ll make him chuckle (and maybe get a little cocky about it).

Because love is all about the little things, and sometimes, that means giving credit where credit is due… and giving him a laugh along the way. You know you love him for more than just his big qualities, but hey, it’s nice to acknowledge that special something. 😉

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts