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Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Discover the perfect funny love card to make your partner laugh! Our Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep is a hilarious way to celebrate your anniversary and let them know you're still the one! With this clever card, show your special someone that you still love them—especially when you're both too busy for a cuddle!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

Customer Reviews

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Jim C.
Funny AF

I got this card for my wife for Valentine’s Day. A most romantic gesture I thought. She loved it! Not only was it a funny, irreverent card that isn’t the typical foo foo V-Day junk, it is historically accurate. Great stuff!!

We love being anti-foo foo! Glad it was a hit. :)

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Cherie Watkins
100 would recommend!

The products are perfect! Great quality, and exactly as depicted! Customer service is like it was back when people cared. I’ll definitely come back as often as I can to support this business! Love love love ❤️

Thanks! We love our ho bags. :)

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Rebecca Bogan
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Andrea Church
Best card ever!!

Loved it. Can't wait to get another card. ♡

So happy to hear you loved it! Thank you!

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Andrea Church
Best card ever!!

Loved it. Can't wait to get another card. ♡

So happy to hear you loved it! Thank you!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Discover the perfect funny love card to make your partner laugh! Our Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep is a hilarious way to celebrate your anniversary and let them know you're still the one! With this clever card, show your special someone that you still love them—especially when you're both too busy for a cuddle!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft or white envelope inside a cellophane bag

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship seprately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days unless otherwise specified. 

If you choose expedited shipping, you package will ship within 1 business day.

Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.