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Funny Tote Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Tote Bag

  • $22.00
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Carry your stuff. Keep the personality.

The Funny Tote Vasectomies Prevent Abortions Tote Bag is a funny tote bag for books, groceries, errands, work stuff, and all the random things you somehow end up carrying. Use it for everyday hauling when a plain canvas bag feels like a missed opportunity.

A sarcastic tote bag for people who need utility but refuse to be boring.

Details

Premium 100% cotton canvas construction
Substantial 12 oz fabric weight for durability
Generous 16" x 15" dimensions
Comfortable dual 22" handles for easy carrying
Care instructions: Hand wash and air dry


Care

Handwash only + lay flat dry.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Adela
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Helen
Loved this bag so much I bought it twice!...

Loved this bag so much I bought it twice! Once for me and again as a gift because a friend liked it so much. Love flashing it about in Knoxville, TN-which is a fairly liberal city (for the South)-but in a conservative county seat. Great gift for that friend trapped in a red zone!

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Bonney Eken
Pro choice tote

Great quality bag, humorous, and hard hitting. I originally ordered 2 bags but only received one. I emailed C & C right away, and they made it right in short order. I can hardly wait to use this bag for grocery shopping and propping on my lap on the bus! (As inspired by another review)

Glad you liked it! Happy bus riding!

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Lindsay Kummet Schwaegerl
Fuck Boys Cried

My tote bag arrived so fast, and it was amazing quality. Very sturdy. It also made a guy pull out a bible on the bus when he read it. So mission accomplished.

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Syrah Burke
Love this!

Great bag. So cute. I wear it all the time.

Glad you liked it!