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The wine is doing enough work. The bag can have a personality too.
The Here's that Dildo You Wanted Funny Wine Bag is a funny wine bag for birthdays, hostess gifts, parties, and friends who appreciate the packaging almost as much as the bottle. Add wine and suddenly your last-minute gift looks extremely intentional.
A sarcastic wine gift bag for people who know the best presents usually come with a cork.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
