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Getting older is one thing. Getting injured by basic furniture is another.
The I Pulled Something Getting Out of a Chair Card is a funny friendship card for friends, siblings, partners, coworkers, and anyone whose body has started filing complaints about completely normal activities. Send it just because, as a funny pick-me-up, or to the person who now makes a noise every time they stand up.
A sarcastic just-because card for anyone dealing with random aches, aging, and the rude realization that chairs can apparently be hazardous.
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.