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It Can’t All Be Coke and Threesomes unisex eco-friendly shirt for people who appreciate dark humor, irreverent jokes, and a little honesty about adulthood. The blunt phrase delivers the kind of offbeat humor that gets laughs at parties, bars, and anywhere people appreciate a slightly chaotic sense of humor.
Printed on a soft, comfortable unisex tee, this shirt pairs easily with jeans, jackets, or casual everyday outfits. It’s an easy conversation starter and a perfect gift for friends who enjoy bold humor, sarcastic statements, and graphic tees that don’t take themselves too seriously.
Price for apparel includes shipping. This item is made to order and typically ships within 2–7 business days. Apparel ships separately from other items and is not eligible for expedited shipping. Please see the shipping tab for full details.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Eco-friendly
• Sweatshop-free
• Unisex sizing
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground Advantage: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.