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Productivity, but make it disrespectful.
The Mastering Procrastination Funny Notepad is a funny notepad for to-do lists, reminders, work notes, shopping lists, and whatever your brain refuses to retain. Keep it on your desk, counter, or anywhere you routinely forget what you were doing.
A sarcastic desk gift for coworkers, friends, and chronically overbooked humans.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.