Some people want a Valentine’s Day card with roses and a heartfelt poem. Other people want something that should not be opened in front of their parents.
If that second category sounds more accurate, start with our Valentine’s Day card collection.
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards that get straight to the point
The Thanks for All the Orgasms Card is refreshingly specific gratitude.
The You’re My Favorite Thing to Ride Card is for someone who does not require a lot of subtext.
Very inappropriate Valentine’s Day cards
The I Love You and Want to Do Unspeakable Things to You Card manages to cover both romance and plans for later.
The You’re My Favorite Thing to Put in My Mouth Card is even less interested in being tasteful.
How dirty is too dirty?
The useful test is simple: would your partner laugh? If yes, proceed. If you are not sure, choose a less explicit card. Valentine’s Day is not the ideal time to discover you fundamentally misunderstood someone’s sense of humor.
Shopping for a specific recipient? See our funny Valentine’s Day cards for him and funny Valentine’s Day cards for her.