A Valentine’s Day card for her does not automatically need roses, cursive lettering, and six paragraphs about destiny.
If your girlfriend or wife likes sarcasm, dirty jokes, or cards that actually sound like your relationship, shop our funny Valentine’s Day cards instead.
Funny Valentine’s Day cards for a girlfriend
The Thanks for Having a Great Rack Card is exactly as subtle as it sounds. The I’ll Be the Wiener to Your Bun Card is for the couple whose romance includes hot-dog innuendo.
Funny Valentine cards for a wife
Marriage gives you access to better jokes because you have seen each other at your least glamorous. The You’re Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next to in My Sleep Card is exactly the kind of intimacy Hallmark tends to leave out.
The Your Butt Is Awesome Card is a shorter love letter with a very clear thesis.
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for her
The Thanks for All the Orgasms Card works when your relationship is comfortable enough to skip euphemisms. The You Still Make Me Hard Card is another very direct endorsement.
For even more inappropriate options, see our dirty Valentine’s Day card guide.