Funny baby shower cards are for parents-to-be who would rather laugh than read another paragraph about tiny toes, precious miracles and bundles of joy. Babies are wonderful. Pregnancy is also weird, exhausting and an extremely reasonable time to make jokes.
Funny baby shower cards that are not painfully sentimental
Crimson & Clover Studio's baby shower card collection includes cards for friends who can handle a little profanity with their congratulations.
Shit Just Got Real
The Shit Just Got Real Funny Baby Shower Card works for first-time parents, second-time parents and anyone who has recently realized that a very small person is about to control the household schedule.
Push It Real Good
The Push It Real Good Funny Baby Shower Card is a baby shower joke that manages to be encouraging and inappropriate at the same time.
Pregnant on Purpose
The Pregnant on Purpose Baby Shower Card is for the friend whose life choices have suddenly become alarmingly responsible.
Congrats on Becoming a MILF
The Congrats on Becoming a MILF Baby Shower Card covers the compliment portion of the event nicely.
Hey Ho, Good Work Getting Knocked Up
The Hey Ho Good Work Getting Knocked Up Card is probably not the one to bring to your coworker's shower if her grandmother will be opening the gifts. For your best friend? Much better.
Who's the Father?
The Who's the Father Funny Baby Shower Card is specifically for relationships where everyone involved understands the joke.
Funny baby shower card messages
Once you have the card, you still have to write something inside. It does not need to be a speech. A short message usually feels more natural, especially when the front of the card is already doing the heavy lifting.
Congratulations! Can't wait to meet the tiny person who is about to run your entire house.
So excited for you. Please sleep immediately.
Congrats on making a whole human. Very ambitious.
Wishing you an easy delivery and a baby who strongly believes in sleeping through the night.
Congratulations on your adorable new tax deduction.
What should you write in a funny baby shower card?
Match the message to the relationship. Jokes about diapers, sleep deprivation, cravings and the general chaos of becoming a parent are safe territory for most close friends. Dirtier jokes work when you already know the recipient will laugh.
You can also write a sincere line after the joke. Funny and affectionate are not opposites. Something as simple as “I love you and I am so happy for you” is enough.
FAQ about funny baby shower cards
Can a baby shower card be funny and still be sweet?
Absolutely. The joke gets the laugh; the handwritten message can still be warm and personal.
What do I write if I do not know the baby yet?
Write to the parent. Congratulate them, wish them an easy delivery or tell them you cannot wait to meet the baby.
Where can I find funny baby shower cards?
Browse all of our funny baby shower cards, including options for friends who appreciate sarcasm, swearing and a little less Hallmark energy.