If you searched for a twatwaffle mug, congratulations. You have found the part of the internet where “Don't Be a Twatwaffle” is considered both life advice and suitable drinkware.
The Don't Be a Twatwaffle Funny Mug is exactly what it sounds like: a coffee mug for people who prefer their caffeine with a side of judgment.
What does twatwaffle mean?
“Twatwaffle” is one of those compound insults that is funny mostly because it sounds absurd. It is generally used for someone who is being irritating, ridiculous or spectacularly stupid.
There is no complicated hidden meaning. If someone cuts the entire airport security line and then acts confused about why everyone is mad, you have probably found a twatwaffle.
Why a Don't Be a Twatwaffle mug makes a good gift
A funny mug works because it is still useful after the joke lands. It can live on a desk, in a kitchen cabinet or next to the coffee maker and continue delivering the same message every morning.
The Twatwaffle mug makes an easy gift for a best friend, sibling, coworker, partner or anyone whose sense of humor has never been described as delicate.
Twatwaffle gift ideas
You can give the mug on its own or turn it into a small gift set. Add coffee, tea, hot chocolate, candy or a coffee shop gift card. For a coworker, fill it with desk snacks. For a friend, add something else inappropriate and call it a theme.
If they already own too many mugs, there is also a Don't Be a Twatwaffle Funny Sticker for laptops, water bottles, notebooks and other surfaces that could benefit from a warning.
Who should get a twatwaffle mug?
The safest rule is simple: give it to someone who would laugh if you called them a twatwaffle to their face. This is not the time to test a new level of intimacy with your boss.
It works particularly well for birthdays, Secret Santa, White Elephant exchanges, office gifts and those random “I saw this and immediately thought of you” purchases that are usually the best gifts anyway.
FAQ about twatwaffle mugs
Is twatwaffle a real word?
It is slang rather than formal vocabulary, which means you probably will not need it on the SAT. That has not stopped people from using it very effectively.
Is a twatwaffle mug a gag gift?
Yes, but unlike many gag gifts, it is also something the recipient can use every day.
Where can I buy a Don't Be a Twatwaffle mug?
You can shop the Don't Be a Twatwaffle Funny Mug directly from Crimson & Clover Studio.