Funny makeup bags are useful because the average cosmetic bag is rarely holding only cosmetics. It is holding lip balm, Advil, tampons, chargers, receipts, gum, emergency mascara and at least three objects you forgot were in there.
So if the bag is already carrying your entire life, it might as well have a better name.
Funny cosmetic bag sayings
Our current funny cosmetic bags keep the options simple: a small lineup of bags with sayings that are much less boring than “STUFF.”
Ho Bag
The Ho Bag Cosmetic Bag is an excellent catch-all for makeup, toiletries, travel products or whatever else is currently floating around the bottom of your purse.
Lady Shit
The Lady Shit Cosmetic Bag requires very little explanation. Makeup? Lady shit. Period supplies? Lady shit. Emergency deodorant and six lip products in nearly identical shades? Also lady shit.
Drugs
The Drugs Funny Cosmetic Bag is perfect for prescriptions, vitamins, ibuprofen, allergy medicine or anything else that makes the label technically true while making airport security do a double take.
Weed Stash
The Weed Stash Cosmetic Bag can hold makeup, toiletries, pens, chargers or anything else that fits. What you actually put in it is your business.
What can you use a makeup bag for besides makeup?
Almost anything small. Funny makeup bags work well for travel toiletries, charging cables, medication, period products, pens, nail supplies, hair accessories, first-aid basics and the random collection of small things that otherwise disappear into a tote bag.
That versatility also makes them easy gifts. You do not have to know someone's shade of foundation or favorite lipstick. You can give the bag empty or fill it with small things she already likes.
Funny makeup bag gift ideas
For a birthday, fill a cosmetic bag with candy, lip balm, a mini hand cream and a gift card. For travel, add travel-size toiletries and a luggage tag. For a bridesmaid or best friend, put in a few personal favorites instead of buying a preassembled beauty set full of things nobody asked for.
A funny cosmetic bag also works as the wrapping. The recipient gets the small gifts inside and something reusable after everything has been opened.
FAQ about funny makeup bags
Are makeup bags only for cosmetics?
No. Cosmetic bags are essentially small zip pouches, so they are useful for anything that needs to stay contained inside a larger purse, tote or suitcase.
Do funny cosmetic bags make good travel gifts?
Yes. They are easy to pack and useful for keeping small travel items organized. Pair one with a funny luggage tag if you want to turn it into a bigger travel gift.
Where can I shop funny makeup bags?
See the current collection of funny makeup bags and cosmetic bags at Crimson & Clover Studio.