Some people want elegant holiday gifts. Some want tasteful wrapping paper and a card with a watercolor pine tree.
Other people see Santa and immediately think of rear-entry jokes. This guide is for them.
Start with an inappropriate Christmas card
The easiest way to establish the tone of the gift is with the card. The Merry Fucking Christmas Card gets directly to the point. The Back Door Rear Entry Santa Card is for someone whose holiday humor should probably not be opened in front of Grandma.
If their sense of humor is less filthy and more unhinged, the Festive on the Outside, Feral on the Inside Card is painfully accurate by mid-December.
Add a gift with a second punchline
A funny mug or candle makes an easy gift because it is both useful and personal. The But Did You Die Funny Mug works for anyone who survives minor inconveniences loudly. The A Little Bit Psycho Funny Candle is ideal for someone who would consider that label a compliment.
Make the wrapping part of the joke
A gift bag is usually invisible packaging. It does not have to be. The Big Gift Energy Funny Gift Bag lets the joke start before they even see what is inside.
Know your audience
The whole point of inappropriate humor is that it is specific to the relationship. Give the filthy Santa card to the person who will laugh, not the new neighbor you met twice. When you know the recipient, an inappropriate gift feels personal instead of generic. That is why the weird little gift often gets remembered long after the respectable one.