Funny wine bags are for the moment when bringing a bottle is the right gift but handing somebody a naked bottle of wine feels a little too much like you stopped at the store on the way over. The bag makes it a gift. The joke makes it look like you planned ahead.
Funny wine bag sayings that make the bottle better
Our funny wine bags are designed for birthdays, housewarmings, hostess gifts, girls' nights and all the other occasions when wine is already doing most of the heavy lifting.
Here's That Dildo You Wanted
The Here's That Dildo You Wanted Funny Wine Bag is a strong choice when subtlety has never been part of the friendship.
Could Be a Bag of Dicks
The Could Be a Bag of Dicks Funny Wine Bag adds an unnecessary amount of mystery to a very obvious bottle-shaped gift. That is precisely the point.
Liquid Therapy Inside
The Liquid Therapy Inside Funny Wine Bag works for birthdays, breakups, work friends and anyone who has had a week.
Let's Get Drunk and Talk Shit
The Let's Get Drunk and Talk Shit Funny Wine Bag is not just packaging. It is an itinerary.
Cheers Bitch
The Cheers Bitch Funny Wine Bag is short, festive and useful for almost any friend who would rather laugh than receive another bag covered in watercolor grapes.
Drink Up Bitches
The Drink Up Bitches Funny Wine Bag works especially well for girls' nights, bachelorette weekends and birthday dinners where nobody ordered sparkling water on purpose.
Fruity With Notes of Just Drink It
Wine tasting language can get a little precious. The Fruity With Notes of Just Drink It Funny Wine Bag gets to the point.
When should you give a funny wine bag?
A funny wine bag works anywhere a bottle would already be appropriate: a housewarming party, dinner party, birthday, engagement celebration, holiday gathering or thank-you gift. It also turns an ordinary bottle into a more personal gift without requiring you to build an elaborate basket around it.
The best part is that the wine itself does not have to be expensive. A bottle the recipient already likes, wrapped in a bag that actually sounds like your friendship, usually lands better than an expensive bottle chosen at random.
Funny wine bag gift ideas
If you want to make the gift bigger, pair the bottle and bag with a wine opener, snacks, a candle, a charcuterie board or a restaurant gift card. For a housewarming, add something useful for the new kitchen. For a birthday, add the recipient's favorite candy or a funny card.
And if it is December, there is an entire separate category of holiday wine bags, because family gatherings create their own very specific need for alcohol-based gifting.
FAQ about funny wine bags
What kind of wine should I put in a wine gift bag?
Buy what the recipient actually drinks. Cabernet is not more thoughtful than a $15 bottle of rosé if she likes rosé. The best gift is the bottle she will open.
Are wine bags a good hostess gift?
Yes. If you are already bringing wine, a funny wine bag makes the bottle feel more intentional and gives the host something to laugh at before dinner even starts.
Can a wine bag be part of the gift?
Absolutely. That is the point. Browse the full collection of funny wine bags and wine bag sayings for a bottle that needs better packaging.