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Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Birthday Card for Dad Funny Father's Day Card I Used to Live in Your Balls Funny Card for Mom Dad

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Celebrate your dad's special day with a laugh! Our "Funny Birthday Card for Dad" is the perfect humorous greeting card that will bring a smile to his face. Featuring the hilarious message "I Used to Live in Your Balls," this funny birthday card is sure to be a hit for Father's Day or any occasion. Show your appreciation and share a chuckle with this unique card that blends humor and heartfelt wishes. Make his birthday unforgettable with this one-of-a-kind, funny card!

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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Customer Reviews

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Laurie Swegle
Love my card!

I kept coming back to the Crimson and Clover website and finally bought the funniest card I've ever seen! I love the cards and can't wait to see the hysterical reaction from the recipients!

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Dorothy Mayabb
Dad hates it, I love it!

Funniest card ever! Made my dad cringe but made the rest of us laugh!

Making dads cringe is our jam!

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Krista Hattemer
Iโ€™m going to win Fatherโ€™s Day

My dad refers to us as his fastest swimmers. Thank you for this perfect card.

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Kerri Feil
5 Stars

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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Kerri Feil
Hilarious would definitely buy again

Hilarious would definitely buy again

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