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Funny Birthday Card You Came Out of a Vag Today

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate their birthday with a funny birthday card that reminds them that yes, they did come out of a vag today! Show them you care with the perfect combination of scientific accuracy and sass! You can't buy a laugh, but you can buy the card that will get them one.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Marisa
Purchased this for my cousin's birthday an...

Purchased this for my cousin's birthday and she loved it! “The best card ever”

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Kelly Watsica
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Joan Ankunding
Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality p...

Such a funny birthday card! Nice quality paper stock used. Priced nicely, fast response. Yay 😀

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Katie Labadie
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Beverly

Too funny not to get for someone you know! I’m my case, my bestie!

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Celebrate their birthday with a funny birthday card that reminds them that yes, they did come out of a vag today! Show them you care with the perfect combination of scientific accuracy and sass! You can't buy a laugh, but you can buy the card that will get them one.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.