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Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep

  • $6.00
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Romance, but make it inappropriate.

The Funny Love Card You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next into My Sleep is a funny love card for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, or favorite hot person. Use it for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or any random day when flirting by greeting card feels necessary.

A naughty, sarcastic love card for couples who prefer innuendo over inspirational quotes.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

Shipping & Processing

When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.

How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.

Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.

What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.

Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.

Customer Reviews

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Noel
Products are high quality and shipped fast...

Products are high quality and shipped fast.
Hilarious stickers for a world that is losing its sense of humor 👍
The seller did call me a hoe bag 😐
I recommend the seller 😏

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Trinh

So adorable and perfect for any occasion! I will definitely buy more!

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Katelynn
Fun card! It was a hit!

Fun card! It was a hit!

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Jim Ciancia
Funny AF

I got this card for my wife for Valentine’s Day. A most romantic gesture I thought. She loved it! Not only was it a funny, irreverent card that isn’t the typical foo foo V-Day junk, it is historically accurate. Great stuff!!

We love being anti-foo foo! Glad it was a hit. :)

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Cherie Watkins
100 would recommend!

The products are perfect! Great quality, and exactly as depicted! Customer service is like it was back when people cared. I’ll definitely come back as often as I can to support this business! Love love love ❤️

Thanks! We love our ho bags. :)

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