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So funny! My significant loved it!
My husband loved it, so funny!
Hubby loves his card !
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The cards are blank on the inside, so you have to personalize. Love these cards! They are hilarious!
When words fail and humor is all that’s left, this hilarious card says it all. "Thanks for Having a Big D*ck" is the perfect funny love card for him that takes affection to a hilariously bold level. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, Valentine’s Day, or just trying to make him smile (or blush), this naughty card is sure to get the reaction you’re hoping for—and then some.
This isn’t your typical funny love card—it’s a mix of love, appreciation, and a whole lot of sass. It’s for the guy who knows how to laugh at himself and isn’t shy about the fact that he’s got some serious confidence… in all the right places. For the man who’s always got your back, you’re here to remind him exactly why you’re thankful for him—and why he’s your favorite. Plus, let’s be real, a little humor about his big you-know-what never hurt anyone.
This funny anniversary card for him will definitely add some spice to your celebrations, whether it’s a milestone anniversary or just another reason to appreciate the man who’s so good at, well, everything. For a funny love birthday card, this one adds the perfect balance of flirty, cheeky fun without crossing any lines—just pure, unfiltered humor that’ll make him chuckle (and maybe get a little cocky about it).
Because love is all about the little things, and sometimes, that means giving credit where credit is due… and giving him a laugh along the way. You know you love him for more than just his big qualities, but hey, it’s nice to acknowledge that special something. 😉
The Card:
- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.
Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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