Funny Love Card Thanks for Making My Vag Sore

Name: Funny Love Card Thanks for Making My Vag Sore
Brand: Crimson and Clover Studio
SKU: L1022
Price: 6.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.0 (11 reviews)

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Let’s be honest: love isn’t always about candlelit dinners and sweet nothings. Sometimes it’s about the aftermath of a little too much love—enter "Thanks for Making My Vag Sore". This funny love card cuts straight to the chase, celebrating the kind of love that leaves a mark. Perfect for sending a hilarious, no-holds-barred message to anyone who’s been that kind of good to you.

Whether it’s for a spontaneous love note, a funny anniversary card, or a funny love birthday card, this one will make anyone laugh. It’s not just about the sweet moments but the hilarious ones that come with being in a real, messy, passionate relationship. And sometimes, those moments deserve recognition in the funniest way possible.

This card is all about embracing the raw, real side of love—the moments that might leave you sore, but definitely with a grin. It’s perfect for anyone who knows exactly what it means to go there and have a laugh about it afterward. Whether you're looking for a funny anniversary card or a just-because surprise, this card is guaranteed to leave an impression.

With a bold, cheeky message like this, it’s clear that love doesn’t always need to be soft and sweet. Sometimes, it’s downright hilarious. Perfect for anyone who can laugh at the highs, lows, and hilarious in-betweens of love.

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day. Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.

Funny Love Card Thanks for Making My Vag Sore

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