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Funny Birthday Card Happy Midlife Crisis

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Ah, midlife: when you're no longer sure if you should be booking that impulsive road trip across the country, buying a convertible, or just trying to find your glasses for the tenth time today. This funny birthday card knows exactly where you're at in life—firmly in the sweet spot between “young and carefree” and “what the hell is a collagen booster and why do I need it?”

Perfect for anyone who’s approaching their 40th, 50th, or 60th birthday, this hilarious card celebrates the glorious chaos of having a midlife crisis—because why should 30-year-olds get all the fun? Whether you’re giving it to a dad, mom, or friend who’s embracing the chaos, or maybe to your husband or wife who just bought a motorcycle “for the freedom,” this card will hit them right in the feels (and the funny bone).

This is the ideal card for anyone who enjoys a little snark with their birthday wish. If they’ve ever looked in the mirror and thought, “I’m too young to be this old,” then they’ll love this card. Whether it’s a funny 50th birthday card for someone feeling that panic setting in or a funny 40th birthday card for the person who is wondering when the “quarter-life crisis” ends and the “midlife crisis” officially begins, this card makes light of it all.

So, if you’re looking for a funny, unique birthday card that lets the birthday person know they’re not alone in their midlife misadventures (and no one is judging their spontaneous decisions), then this card is the perfect pick. Buy that convertible, take that trip—you deserve it, after all!

Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

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2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

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NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.