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Funny Birthday Card Shit Without Assistance

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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 47 reviews

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside an eco-friendly plant-based cellophane bag
- Blank inside

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average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 47 reviews
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47 Reviews
Reviewed by Sabrina E., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

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We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

Reviewed by Kristina G., from United States
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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Reviewed by deandraheiland
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Sharon S.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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5 Stars

I love this card because I'm a huge cat lover. I had no idea the cat was a “pussy” reference. Luckily I haven't used it yet.

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Reviewed by Sharon S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I love this card because I'm a huge cat lo...

I love this card because I'm a huge cat lover. I had no idea the cat was a “pussy” reference. Luckily I haven't used it yet.

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