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Funny Birthday Card Shit Without Assistance

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The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured recycled eco-friendly cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane bag
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.


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Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

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NON US CUSTOMERS

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Customer Reviews

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Sabrina Ensley
My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

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Sabrina Ensley
My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

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Kristina Gwiazdowski
Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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Kristina Gwiazdowski
Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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deandraheiland
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