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Funny Birthday Card Shit Without Assistance

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At a certain age, “Happy Birthday” starts to mean “Congrats on still being able to function without help.” This funny birthday card for adults celebrates another year of independence—especially in the bathroom department.

Perfect for a dad birthday card, mom birthday card, or a friend with a great sense of humor, this hilarious card is both a celebration and a reminder that aging is coming for us all. Whether they’re turning 30 or 70, it’s never too early to appreciate the little things—like not needing a nurse to help them wipe.

For fans of funny, unique greeting cards, this is the perfect mix of snark and truth. Because let’s be honest, the real birthday wish is staying self-sufficient for another year.

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed. 

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

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Nina

Hysterical card

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Sabrina Ensley
My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

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Sabrina Ensley
My brother loved it!

I sent this to my brother for his birthday and he loved it. He said he was cracking up when he read it.

We are glad he loved it, have a wonderful holiday weekend!

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Kristina Gwiazdowski
Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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Kristina Gwiazdowski
Love these cards

It is soo hard to find a funny birthday card these days! These are the best! Will be ordering more.

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