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Funny Candle Calm Your T*ts Watermelon Candle

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Let this Funny Candle Calm Your T*ts! Our watermelon-scented soy wax candle will have you chillin' in no time! Light it up and get ready to relax, because this fun and quirky candle will help you find your zen. We promise it will have you saying 'ahhh' in no time!

 Smells like watermelon and chilling the fuck out.

Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

9 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours

Candle Care

- Do not burn for more than 4 hours

-Trim wick to 1/4 inch each time candle is lit

- Remove all debris from wax pool

- Avoid drafty areas

- Allow wax pool to reach edges first time candle is lit

- Do not leave unattended

Details

100% biodegradable

4 x 1.5 inches

Suitable for indoor & short outdoor use

Resistant to scratches, sunlight & waterproof

Not suitable for the dishwasher

White gloss finish

UV-resistant

Shipping and Processing

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SHIPPING

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Items that ship seprately ship within 2-7 business days.

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NON US CUSTOMERS

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Kelli Feeney
5 Stars

Perfect! Thank you so much!

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Kathryn Schneider
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Kevin Crawford
Delicious

Easy, breezy, beautiful.