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Love is a lot like the bond between a cow and the idea of becoming a hamburger—unexpected, full of surprises, and deep in a weird, metaphorical way. This funny love card takes that strange comparison and turns it into the perfect message to let someone know they’re your favorite—no grilling involved.
This card takes a quirky spin on expressing love, using the kind of humor that’ll make anyone laugh out loud. It’s for the person you’d rather not see in a burger bun, because honestly, they’re too amazing to be reduced to anything as basic as that. Whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or just a spontaneous declaration of love, this card is for anyone who appreciates the humor in the strange little things about life and love.
Let’s face it: relationships aren’t always about the usual sweet talk. Sometimes, they’re about the ridiculous, offbeat things that make them unique and lovable. This card is for that person who gets it.
The Card:
- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag
- Envelope must be wet with sponge to close. We do not recommend licking closed.
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.
Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
