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This funny love card is perfect for when you want to show your appreciation for your partner in the most playful way. Whether it’s for your husband, wife, boyfriend, or girlfriend, this funny love greeting card is guaranteed to get a laugh while keeping things lighthearted and cheeky. Ideal for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because, this card is a hilarious way to say thanks for all the good things—especially the awesome dick. Looking for a funny anniversary card for your husband or wife? Or maybe a funny love birthday card? Either way, this card is sure to make them smile!
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
