This store requires javascript to be enabled for some features to work correctly.
And now he has the candle to remind him!
And now he has the candle to remind him!
Love this candle!
Love this candle!
This "I Fucking Love You" Honey and Tonka Funny Candle is the perfect mix of sweet and sassy. With the warm, cozy scent of honey and tonka, this candle will fill any room with a comforting fragrance while making a bold statement. Whether you're gifting it to your partner, bestie, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, this candle adds a cheeky touch to any occasion. The playful saying “I Fucking Love You” makes it perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because. Looking for funny candles for her, funny anniversary candles, or a humorous gift for someone special? This candle’s got the perfect balance of humor and love, with a scent that’s just as sweet as the sentiment!
Fragrance Notes
Top
Bergamot
Middle
Coriander, Honey, Amber
Base
Tobacco Leaves, Oud, Tonka Bean, Dark Musk
Important Design Note: All candles feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "messy" aesthetic - this is not a defect but part of the design appeal.
Product Specifications:
Melt It Right: Let that baby burn for a solid two hours on the first go. It's like giving your candle a warm-up exercise. The whole surface needs to turn into liquid wax for a level burn throughout its luxurious life.
Wick Wisdom: Trim the wick to ¼ inch before lighting, and clear out any debris hanging out in the wax pool. It's like giving your candle a spa day before the big performance.
Don't Overcommit: Just like a Tinder date, don't burn your candle for more than 3-4 hours at a stretch. Too much of a good thing can turn your wick into a rebellious teenager, "mushrooming" all over the place. Plus, nobody likes a smoky room – it's not a barbecue, after all.
Airhead-Free Zone: Keep that flame away from breezy situations. Moving air is like your candle's annoying friend who can't stop interrupting. Say no to pesky black marks and keep the air calm.
Hot Spots and Safety First: Set the stage for your candle's grand performance on a stable, heat-resistant surface. It's the red carpet for your wax superstar, preventing heat damage and glass container drama. And, of course, keep it away from tiny humans and furry friends – safety first, candle magic second!
Guard Your Flame: Like a VIP, your candle deserves constant attention. Don't leave it unattended, because even wax royalty needs a watchful eye.
For people who don’t do “basic” — our candles are here. Whether you're shopping for your bestie, treating yourself, or need a last-minute gift that’ll actually land, we’ve got the perfect option. Anxiety candle? Check. Divorce candle? Obviously. Funny birthday candles with a little attitude? You bet. These candles with funny sayings and no-nonsense names are made for anyone who wants their self-care to come with a side of sarcasm. Because why settle for ordinary when you can light up a wick that gets it?
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
Shipping & Processing
When will my order ship?
Orders typically ship within 1–4 business days. From November through February, please allow 1–6 business days. Items marked as shipping separately take 2–7 business days to ship.
How long does delivery take?
Standard delivery typically takes another 2–5 business days after shipment. Carrier delays can happen, so arrival dates aren’t guaranteed.
Need it sooner?
Eligible orders with expedited shipping ship by the next business day. Transit time begins after the carrier receives your package. Items that ship separately aren’t eligible for expedited processing.
What does shipping cost?
Shipping options and prices appear at checkout. US orders of $40 or more qualify for free shipping.
Ordering a card?
Cards ship in protective rigid mailers to help prevent bending.
