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Made me laugh out loud
Product quality on point & shipping was fast.
Great product. I excited for my friend's reaction.
Loved the note and backstory from seller!
Perfect card for a sick friend who can use a good laugh. Nice quality and fast shipping.
Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.
Let your friends know that you feel their pain with this unique sympathy card. Its funny message reminds them that not *everything* in life can be as sweet as coke and threesomes. Show the people you love that you've got their back through the hard times with this humorous token of support.
The Card:
- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.
- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.
Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material.
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.
Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
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