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You're the Only One I Don't Want to Punch in the Face Funny Card-Love Cards-Crimson and Clover Studio

You're the Only One I Don't Want to Punch in the Face Funny Card

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You'll be the only one laughing with this funny card. Show someone they're truly special with this playful twist on the classic threat. Perfect for any occasion, this card will bring a smile (and possibly a punch) to your loved one's face.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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