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Caffeinated But Dead Inside Funny Coffee Candle-Candles-Crimson and Clover Studio

Caffeinated But Dead Inside Funny Coffee Candle

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For the ones running on espresso, sarcasm, and sheer spite. This candle smells like a fresh pot of motivation you’ll never actually act on. With rich coffee notes and a hint of “leave me alone,” it’s perfect for pretending you have your life together while quietly spiraling. Long-lasting and deliciously roasty, it’ll carry you through your next existential crisis—one fake smile at a time. Light it up, sip your caffeine, and question all your life choices in style.

Fragrance Notes

Top
Coffee

Middle
Caramel, Sugar

Base
Vanilla, Milk

Product Details

PLEASE NOTE ALL CANDLES HAVE DISTRESSED FONTS. THEY ARE PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO LOOK "MESSY."

8 oz
Soy wax
Clear gloss glass jar
Gold brushed metal lid
3.5 inches tall by 2.75 inches wide
Burns for 50 hours
Comes in a box

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