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Calm the Fuck Down Funny Bath Bomb

  • $6.00
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Had a long day? Drop the Calm the Fuck Down Funny Bath Bomb in your tub and let it work its magic. This hilarious yet soothing bath bomb is packed with skin-loving ingredients and calming scents to help you unwind after dealing with life’s nonsense. Whether you’re gifting it to a stressed-out friend or keeping it for yourself (because let’s be real, you need it), this fizzy little lifesaver is the perfect way to relax, recharge, and, well, calm the f*ck down.

Smells like lavender and champagne.

 

Details

Comes individually shrink-wrapped. 100% vegan and cruelty-free.

4 oz

Bath Bombs Ingredients

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Cornstarch, Goat Milk Powder, Coconut Oil, Fragrance, Polysorbate 80, FD&C Colorant, Mica, Witch Hazel.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

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Donna

The scent is amazing! My friend loved her gift.

B
Brooke Carter
Lol I love these! Adds a final touch to my...

Lol I love these! Adds a final touch to my claw foot tub and posable hand with the middle finger! The note on the receipt killed me!! Arrived quickly and packaged well! I'll be back for more! Thanks bi!ch! Lol

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Shanna Olson
5 Stars

These smell amazing!! Can't wait to give them as gifts

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Amy Bolen
Not bad

Smells great.

Thank you for your feedback and review! :)

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Lynda Montgomery
Zero stars

Never received my order so I can’t give it any stars.

If you read all of the policies regarding shipping it seems like they are pretty aware that your order may take Ridiculously long to arrive if at all. And then they wash their hands of all of it once they turn your order over to substandard shipping sources. Frankly, I would rather pay for shipping than have an order not show up at all.

I am super disappointed as I ordered some of these cards for specific individuals/occasions that have come and gone while I wait for USPS to do their job. Just try to work with them to track it down. There’s less chance of them actually helping than there is of me ever ordering from this company again (ZERO)

Hi Lydia! No one has “washed their hands” of anything — and we certainly don’t suggest anyone’s package will take long. In fact, many of our reviews mention how fast their orders arrived (woo hoo!).

The thing is, you never contacted us directly about any problem, so we had no idea there was an issue. Unfortunately, our crystal ball was broken that day. Womp womp.

Reaching out is always the fastest way to get help.

Like most businesses, we rely on USPS — the federal postal service — which sometimes operates on its own timeline. While we can’t personally drive packages to every doorstep, we always assist customers who reach out.

And when they do, it’s never a problem. Hope that clears it up!

Had a long day? Drop the Calm the Fuck Down Funny Bath Bomb in your tub and let it work its magic. This hilarious yet soothing bath bomb is packed with skin-loving ingredients and calming scents to help you unwind after dealing with life’s nonsense. Whether you’re gifting it to a stressed-out friend or keeping it for yourself (because let’s be real, you need it), this fizzy little lifesaver is the perfect way to relax, recharge, and, well, calm the f*ck down.

Smells like lavender and champagne.

 

Details

Comes individually shrink-wrapped. 100% vegan and cruelty-free.

4 oz

Bath Bombs Ingredients

Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Cornstarch, Goat Milk Powder, Coconut Oil, Fragrance, Polysorbate 80, FD&C Colorant, Mica, Witch Hazel.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.