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Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday to Someone Almost as Amazing as Myself

  • $6.00
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It’s their birthday, sure, but let’s not forget who the real star is: you. This funny birthday card is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” while subtly reminding them that you’re still the superior one.

Great for a friend, husband, wife, or sibling, this hilarious greeting card is a must-have for anyone with a healthy ego and a good sense of humor. Whether you’re looking for a funny birthday card for her or him, this one makes sure they feel celebrated—just not too celebrated.

For lovers of snarky greeting cards, this is the ultimate birthday flex. Give them a moment to shine... before you steal the spotlight again.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts

Customer Reviews

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Zaria
Loved everything about this card!

Loved everything about this card!

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Nina

Perfect for my bestie!

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Allison Stanton
5 Stars

This card is perfect for any Parks and Rec fan. This shop is amazing and I can't wait to buy from them again.

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Allison Stanton
This card is perfect for any Parks and Rec...

This card is perfect for any Parks and Rec fan. This shop is amazing and I can't wait to buy from them again.

A
Allison Stanton
This card is perfect for any Parks and Rec...

This card is perfect for any Parks and Rec fan. This shop is amazing and I can't wait to buy from them again.

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It’s their birthday, sure, but let’s not forget who the real star is: you. This funny birthday card is the perfect way to say “Happy Birthday” while subtly reminding them that you’re still the superior one.

Great for a friend, husband, wife, or sibling, this hilarious greeting card is a must-have for anyone with a healthy ego and a good sense of humor. Whether you’re looking for a funny birthday card for her or him, this one makes sure they feel celebrated—just not too celebrated.

For lovers of snarky greeting cards, this is the ultimate birthday flex. Give them a moment to shine... before you steal the spotlight again.
Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

Product Description

  • Convenient 6" x 9" size
  • Secure black zipper closure
  • Durable 10 oz cotton canvas construction
  • Perfect for organizing essentials or travel accessories

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Details

  • Jumbo 7.5 oz bath bomb for a luxurious soak
  • Individually shrink-wrapped to preserve freshness
  • Premium ingredients leave skin feeling soft and pampered
  • Perfect for self-care rituals or thoughtful gifts