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Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Funny Mother's Day Card I'm Not a Crackhead Funny Card for Mom Dad

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Say "I'm not a crackhead, just a [wonderful] kid!" with this funny Mother's Day card! Show mom and dad you care with this uproarious and lighthearted greeting, perfect for bringing a smile to their faces and cementing your best-child status. Don't be a square! Get them this card!

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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Stacy Steuber
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I want to quit my job and work with company! I loved the card, as did the recipient, but I kept the note and packaging because of the philosophy. Stay weird and be inappropriate! Thanks!!โค

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