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It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Funny Sympathy Card

  • $6.00
  • $6.00
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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Let your friends know that you feel their pain with this unique sympathy card. Its funny message reminds them that not *everything* in life can be as sweet as coke and threesomes. Show the people you love that you've got their back through the hard times with this humorous token of support.


Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.

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Marina
Matched description and came fast

Matched description and came fast

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Loyce
Seller was amazing with great thank you no...

Seller was amazing with great thank you note attached. Made me laugh. Card came in pristine condition. Can't wait to use it! 😅 also funny due to the Coke double meaning.

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Loyce
Seller was amazing with great thank you no...

Seller was amazing with great thank you note attached. Made me laugh. Card came in pristine condition. Can't wait to use it! 😅 also funny due to the Coke double meaning.

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Isabelle
Thank you. Just as expected.

Thank you. Just as expected.

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Zelda
Thank you. Card arrived as described and t...

Thank you. Card arrived as described and timely. Looking forward to sharing it.

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Please read description and look at photos prior to ordering. Some fonts are distressed and purposely printed this way.

Let your friends know that you feel their pain with this unique sympathy card. Its funny message reminds them that not *everything* in life can be as sweet as coke and threesomes. Show the people you love that you've got their back through the hard times with this humorous token of support.


Details

The Card:

- 4 1/2 x 6 1/4 card printed on 100 % cotton textured cardstock
- Comes with a Kraft envelope inside a cellophane or glassine bag. Multiple cards may be packaged in one bag.

- Blank inside. Any notes written in the gift note section of checkout will be printed on the packing slip and not inside the card. We do not print any messages inside cards.

Please look at the photo carefully before purchasing. Some of our cards have distressed or "messy" fonts. They are purposely created to look this way. 

 

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Items ship within 1-3 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-5 business days.

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.

Items that ship separately ship are not eligible for expedited shipping.

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

More questions? Check our our FAQ.