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Congratulations on becoming a fossil! Sure, your knees sound like a haunted house and you can't remember why you walked into a room, but at least you're not dead yet. This hilariously unfiltered birthday card celebrates the beautiful chaos of aging—wrinkles, creaky joints, inexplicable naps at 3 PM, and all. Perfect for anyone who's stopped pretending they have their life together and embraced the glorious mess of getting older. Because let's face it, the alternative is way worse.
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.
SHIPPING
Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.
When will my order ship?
Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.
What if I need it sooner?
If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.
Priority: 1-3 business days
Ground Advantage: 1-5 business days
2 Day - 2 days
3 Day - 3 days
Overnight - Overnight
Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for.
How long will it take to get to me?
Packages generally take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.
USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times.
TRACKING
You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.
NON US CUSTOMERS
Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded.
