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Funny Birthday Card Make This Year Your Bitch Birthday

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New year, new attitude. This funny birthday card is for the go-getters, the boss bitches, and the people who refuse to let life push them around. If birthdays are just another reason to flex on the haters, this card is the perfect hype-man.

Great as a funny birthday card for her, for him, or for any friend who needs a little motivation, this hilarious card is all about seizing the day and making every moment count. Whether they’re crushing their goals or just trying to survive adulthood, this funny greeting card reminds them to handle life like a pro.

Perfect for lovers of snarky birthday cards and motivational insults, this card will have them laughing, inspired, and ready to dominate the year ahead.

Details

Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
Dampen with sponge to seal
Blank interior for your personal message
Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

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3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

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If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

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TRACKING

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NON US CUSTOMERS

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