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I Turned Out Great So You're Welcome Funny Mothers Fathers Day Card-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

I Turned Out Great So You're Welcome Funny Mothers Fathers Day Card

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Looking for a funny Mother’s Day card or Father’s Day card that says “thank you” without actually saying thank you? This one’s for the adult child who turned out amazing (despite their parents’ best efforts). Bold, sarcastic, and totally unapologetic, this greeting card is perfect for moms, dads, step-parents, or whoever raised your charming, semi-functional self.

Printed on luxe cardstock and designed for people who prefer humor over sappy poems, this card is a hilarious way to show love to your parents—especially if your love language is sarcasm and emotional avoidance.

Ideal for anyone shopping for a funny card for mom or dad that doesn’t suck.

 


Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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