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Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs Funny Mother's Day Card-Mom and Dad-Crimson and Clover Studio

Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs Funny Mother's Day Card

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Parenting is hard. Being hot is harder. Thanks for Keeping the Kids Alive and Still Letting Me Touch Your Boobs is the funny Mother’s Day card for your wife or partner who’s juggling chaos and still somehow putting up with you.

This card is perfect for the hot mom who does it all — snacks packed, meltdowns managed, and somehow still down to get frisky after bedtime (occasionally). Whether she’s your baby mama, wifey, or co-parent with benefits, this Mother’s Day card brings the humor and the horny in one perfect line.

A funny Mother’s Day card for partners who know they’re lucky — and want her to know it too.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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