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Dad Didn't Pull Out Funny Birthday Card-Birthday-Crimson and Clover Studio

Dad Didn't Pull Out Funny Birthday Card

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Ah, the miracle of life… or, in this case, a very preventable oopsie. This funny birthday card delivers the kind of brutal honesty only family can get away with. Whether you’re roasting a friend, sibling, or long-lost “oops” of a cousin, this hilarious card is the perfect way to say, “Happy Birthday! You weren’t exactly planned, but hey, you made it this far!”

Ideal for fans of snarky birthday cards, this one brings just the right amount of dark humor to their special day. It works as a dad birthday card (if he has a sense of humor), a mom birthday card (if she still denies everything), or a funny birthday card for adults who appreciate an inappropriate joke.

For those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one is guaranteed to make them laugh—unless, of course, they’re still in denial. But let’s be real… we all know the truth.

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 

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Byron

Too many laughs with these

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Angie Flanagan
OMG!

This card made me laugh so hard. I can’t wait to give it to my best friend! It arrived quickly, and it was very nice quality.

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Evettyoung Greenfelder
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