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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This Christmas Funny Holiday Card

  • $6.00
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Send your holiday well-wishes with this hilariously profane card! Let your friends and family know that this holiday season is about to get 'F'd up. The perfect card for everyone on your naughty list. Ho ho ho!

Details
  • Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
  • Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
  • Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
  • Dampen with sponge to seal
  • Blank interior for your personal message
  • Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card

Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.

 Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.

Shipping and Processing

*Items that ship separately take 2-7 business days to ship.

SHIPPING

Why does it cost $5 to ship a card? Cards must be shipped in a rigid flat mailer to prevent bending during transit. Cards cannot be shipped with a stamp, in an plain envelope or any other material. We do offer free shipping with no tracking which is much cheaper.

When will my order ship?

Items ship within 1-4 business days except for between November - February when shipping time is 1-6 business days.

What if I need it sooner?

If you choose expedited shipping, your package will ship by the following business day.  Items that ship separately ship are NOT eligible for expedited shipping.

Priority: 1-3 business days

Ground: 1-5 business days

2 Day - 2 days

3 Day - 3 days

Overnight - Overnight

Please note these are counted after the carrier picks up the item. Carrier can experience unforseen delays which is Crimson and Clover Studio is not responsible for. 

How long will it take to get to me?

Packages generally take 2-7 business days to arrive after shipping unless expedited shipping is chosen. For more info please refer to USPS or UPS's websites for transit times.

If you selected Free Shipping NO TRACKING please leave up to 7-10 business days.

USPS/UPS do NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore Crimson and Clover CANNOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

If you didn't receive tracking it is because you chose Free Shipping - NO TRACKING at checkout. These packages cannot be tracked. You would have received a shipping notification with no tracking.

NON US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Customer Reviews

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Christina

Exactly how I feel about Christmas! Way better than Hallmark

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Rachel Senger
Absolute best seller hands down! For start...

Absolute best seller hands down! For starters, the cards great quality (not flimsy, sturdy materials, perfect printing). The first 2 she sent me were lost (still lost) in the mail by USPS. I contacted her to let her know that they hadn't arrived and the tracking wasn't helpful at all. She had 2 more in the mail almost immediately. I'll be back for sure. Best seller experience on Etsy hands down!

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Rachel Senger
Absolute best seller hands down! For start...

Absolute best seller hands down! For starters, the cards great quality (not flimsy, sturdy materials, perfect printing). The first 2 she sent me were lost (still lost) in the mail by USPS. I contacted her to let her know that they hadn't arrived and the tracking wasn't helpful at all. She had 2 more in the mail almost immediately. I'll be back for sure. Best seller experience on Etsy hands down!

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Rachel Senger
5 Stars

Absolute best seller hands down! For starters, the cards great quality (not flimsy, sturdy materials, perfect printing). The first 2 she sent me were lost (still lost) in the mail by USPS. I contacted her to let her know that they hadn't arrived and the tracking wasn't helpful at all. She had 2 more in the mail almost immediately. I'll be back for sure. Best seller experience on Etsy hands down!